Ok...pant...pant...the drapes are washed & rehung, the floors are mopped, the vacuuming is done, bathrooms, kitchen & bedrooms are spotless, the sherry has been purchased, the freezer & pantry are stocked, the house is decorated and the children are duct-taped to their beds, being fed intravenously, so they don't mess up the damn house! laugh

Yup...my MOTHER is visiting for Christmas!

(Mom's welcome to the sherry...I'm heading str8 for the single malt!!) laugh wink