A strange bird the coo-coo,
He sits in the grass
With his wings neatly folded
And his beak up his *ss.

In this strange position,
He murmurs twit-twit
For it's hard to say coo-coo
With a beak full of ****

Second verse same as the first la la de la

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?