A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his
>>roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
>>enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He
>>calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll
>>be over in 30 minutes.
>>
>>The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
>>baseball bat, a shotgun and a
>>mean old pit bull.
>>
>>"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
>>
>>"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof,
>>then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear
>>off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
>>falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
>>and not let go. The bear will then be subdued
>>enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
>>of the van."
>>
>>He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
>>
>>"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
>>
>>"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.

I'm in trouble now: Seashell probably speaks for the animal rights group too!