Counsellor, I take exception to your statement that Sun&sand can address the issue without resorting to insults. I'm pretty sure the suggestion that I do not take time to smell babyheads or only remember the bad things and a mortician won't be able to wipe the frown off my face, are all insults. I'll have to go along with her that I'm not too crazy about sweet drinks, and I don't often run into puppys (though if I did, I'm reasonably confident that I'd let it lick me, at least I did last time).

Further, I will testify to law's extremely good nature, well-developed sense of humor and willingness to laugh and enjoy life. The richness of her being is only surpassed by my own.

dog, your cheese will be wrapped in tinfoil and carried in a small soft cooler in my carry on, just as it always is. Will you be there for me to deliver it to you? If not, I shall have to eat it myself.

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?