At 22 and hot, they all seem like bargains, no matter what you're paying!

It's when they are 55, still hot, work their butts off, wait on you hand and foot and think they won the prize of a lifetime when they managed to snag you that you are really getting a deal!

I have the greatest wife in the world, but don't tell her I said that, she may want to renegotiate her allowance!

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......