(1) Dogs don't buy drinks.
(2) It's a bar not a kennel
(3) the patrons don't sh*t in the ocean
(4) The patrons don't shake off next to their neighbor
(5) The patrons don't sniff my a55.
As I said...better masters make better dogs, and I think you've noticed that I do leave when it starts looking like the front porch of the coon hunters house!