Thank God for anonymity. My guess is that FredQ is either Patrick Fitzgerald or Gerald Fitzpatrick. Fess up Freddie.
Man, that's some funny, cutting edge stuff. You should get a job writing for some of those lively funny guys like Jack Benny, Buddy Hacket or Flip Wilson.
Actually most of my friends just call me Tiny. Its one of those ironic things in life where people nickname you the opposite of what you are. I tip the scales at well over 300# and is yet another reason why nobody wants to see me in a Tanga!
But i'm sure you are familiar with those ironic nicknames Moose!