Fred, you will fit in well here....
I will willingly trade political barbs with almost anyone, discuss legal issues with attorneys far more educated than I, but I learned a long while ago that a 300lb man in a ballgown and red high heels is probably someone who can kick my ass or scratch my eyes out with equal proficiency, and as such I will try and avoid your wrath!
Your retort was excellent, and I will enjoy hearing more from you in future
