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OMG!! Marty that is SOOOO FUNNY! Love the Sumo Tanga!
(Sorry for the hijack!)


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Originally Posted by Moose in Belize
Thank God for anonymity. My guess is that FredQ is either Patrick Fitzgerald or Gerald Fitzpatrick. Fess up Freddie. grin


Man, that's some funny, cutting edge stuff. You should get a job writing for some of those lively funny guys like Jack Benny, Buddy Hacket or Flip Wilson.

Actually most of my friends just call me Tiny. Its one of those ironic things in life where people nickname you the opposite of what you are. I tip the scales at well over 300# and is yet another reason why nobody wants to see me in a Tanga!

But i'm sure you are familiar with those ironic nicknames Moose!

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Fred, you will fit in well here....

I will willingly trade political barbs with almost anyone, discuss legal issues with attorneys far more educated than I, but I learned a long while ago that a 300lb man in a ballgown and red high heels is probably someone who can kick my ass or scratch my eyes out with equal proficiency, and as such I will try and avoid your wrath!

Your retort was excellent, and I will enjoy hearing more from you in future smile


It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......
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Maybe you should be asking, is Ambergris Caye fat friendly? Or are you 7 foot 2 and 300+ pounds ala Shaq?


I hope that someday we can put aside our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
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I would have to say it is Skippy...I'm 6'0" and was 285 when I first visited, and never had any issues?

I've lost some now in an effort to make Boogie in Belize weight, but I'm not sure why that should matter?


It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......
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oh Fred u r 2 funny! Have a great time!! (don't get too sunburned tho--ouch!)

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Originally Posted by Marty


Nova are you thinking what I am thinking?


Please put your drinks on my tab. The name is....Yarbrough...William Yarbrough, Esq
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