Based on your criteria girls, I think you should be looking at something like Seven Seas. It's a bit north of town but not across the cut. It has a pool, kitchenette, nice beach area and it's just a hop skip and a jump down the beach from the action at Wet Willy's, Cholo's, Fido's, Daddy's and Jaguar's. It's near two larger grocery stores and around the corner from a small one. It's around the corner from one of the best and least expensive restaurants, Papi's.

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?