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#151937 04/21/03 04:53 PM
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All eight of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were gathered in a bunker in downtown Baghdad.

Tariq Aziz, the Deputy Prime Minister, walked in and said, "I've got good news and bad news." "The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs."

One of the doubles spoke up and said, "What's the bad news?"

"He's lost an arm."

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#151938 04/21/03 07:33 PM
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You are bad
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Do you know what the suicide bomber intrustor said to his class?

Pay close attentyion, I'm only goinging to show you this once!

#151939 04/21/03 07:36 PM
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Should I say this slower for tres cocos resendents/

#151940 04/22/03 08:28 AM
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Now that American Aircraft and Military have reorganized Iraq's landscape. US intelligence has discovered that they have renamed some of their towns.
> > > These new names include:
> > > 1. Wherz-Myroof
> > > 2. Mykamel-Izded
> > > 3. Oshit-Disisabad
> > > 4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
> > > 5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
> > > 6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
> > > 7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
> > > 8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
> > > 9. Myturbin-Izburnin
> > > 10. Imma-Dedshmuck

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