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Match.com turned up 2 possibilites - unles DB gets there first

try mooseluv.com

bernd, i am so sorry to hear that you need more surgery on your ankle. i broke my arm 6 months ago and i am still working on range of movement. its hell to break bones.

Moose Love Call

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself!"

oops..didn't mean to double post that?

I will be traveling through Mexico...is it Ok
if I find you someone that will "say" she is a
Belizean with good morals? I can have her waiting for you! and I'll check her morals myself
so that you don't get screwed. It will be well worth my expenses.
You're that guy from Nigeria sending all those
emails about needing a bank account where you can
transfer all those millions that your government
stole from your family or "something" like that
right???
I like those.
If you're the same guy, send me $24,000 so I can open an account in Belize. I'll give it back when
you pick the "lady" up!