I tickee, I shotee
[Disclaimer] In no way is the above to be misconstrued as an offense or making fun of, or mimicing any oriental person or their linguistic style. Also, no animals were hurt, maimed or otherwise (don't finish that thought Denny)
I just love Chinese noodles and rice.
And for our friends that have lived in the USA for 37 years and have a little difficulty with the language:
[ 放弃 ]: 点也不是上述为了被误解如犯罪或者做出嬉戏,或  773;模仿任何东方的人或者他们的语言学的风格。此外 ,没有动物被伤害,使残废或者另外(不结束那想 025;尼)
我刚刚喜爱中国面条和米。