OK, PB, I see two issues here:
1. We must teach you how to edit your own posts so that you don't have to delete them and start over out of order where they make no sense.
2. I'm still confused about your celery. If you had more celery you could retire early? How much celery does it take to retire early?
3. As far as I'm concerned, a Bloody Mary IS a vegetable.
oopps - that was three issues!
