Ok, a slight headache. I don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. I think I look okay but I have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee I just chugged to try and remain focused is only exacerbating my rumbling gut, which, by the way, is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on my bowels and even though I have a nice demeanour about the office, all I can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing message board missives.