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just to funny and well produced as well.
http://www.heacham1.freeserve.co.uk/jackschitt/jack.htm

Being a numbers guy I love this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieKTU94-BgI&feature=related

Pa later became a economist for a US mortgage company.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered...' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl
to describe the incident.

'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that
lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!''

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Sssss, Sssss,
Sssss' and before he could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate him!'

The teacher wet her pants laughing.

I hope this opens, if not you may need to copy/paste/type into your URL.

'Obamas loss traced to Marty'

http://www.cnnbcvideo.com/index.htm...TYzMDY-&referred_by=12937254-JamVCNx

(Marty, I figured it was safer to use you for this. Thanks)

Having already pis*ed off most of the Northern Hemisphere, I'll expand my horizons:

How do you tell the difference between an Australian and a Wheel of Cheese?


If you look closely at the Wheel of Cheese you may be able to see evidence of culture

Pug: When ya gonna be down again? Our Aussie expats wanna meet ya!

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts.


At this point the man announced that he would now buy at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.


The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so limited that it was an ef fort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!


The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf for him.


In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers, 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.'


The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again, only monkeys everywhere! Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

You gotta see this amazing flight. This will be appreciated by the pilots out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i21pDT3jips

Amazing