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That story reminds me of one of my favorite San Pedro "moments".
Years ago (after Fr. Rastkowski) another priest was filling in. Was trying valiently to do his homilies in Spanish. We were at a funeral of an elderly San Pedrano, and the good father was really trying to get a point across about Jesus spending 3 days in the seplecure. Translated it came out as "Jesus spent 3 days in Acapulco". Did it again at the cemetry and all the little old ladies were trying their best to keep from laughing.

PRESS RELEASE:



RENAULT & FORD TO MERGE




Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.
They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy little car, the new model will be called the "Clitaurus".

The car comes in pink, with fur on the dash.




Note: - Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.

Is that a vehicle that very few men will be able to turn on?

...or find for that matter.

depends on how big it is,if just right most men will drive it for hours!!

If form holds true, many of the more interesting models on Ambergris Caye will be driven by other women

Subject: Stamp Malfunction


The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.

now that's funny

Are women born this way?

http://www.snotr.com/video/2630

You sure were LYLT!!!