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I've just found out I can still have sex at 74!
I am so happy because I live at 68, so it's not far to walk home ..!!!!!!!
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LOL @ Bill!!!


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Hey Billy I live at 72, stop by on your way home. laugh


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Post deleted because it seems to have been a spoof.

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April Fools

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I had in mind a wry smile at the naivety of people in power back in '87 (quite obviously, not a joke about what happened later). However, it seems what I have been told is untrue, so I've deleted it.

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don't know if i ever posted this sign from an old 'jiggle' bar on the southern hiway.

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:> awesome Bill.... as usual.!!!!!

here's my favorite 2 news stories today

On last night's South Park, a local KFC gets turned into a medicinal marijuana dispensary and Randy cannot wait to get a referral. There's just one problem - he's completely healthy. So he does the logical thing and attempts to get cancer so he can pick up some legal bud. The results of his self-sabotage are giant balls, both figuratively and very, very literally. Randy takes to the streets to celebrate his marijuana license, singing Bob Marley songs while he wheelbarrows his balls around town.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/269215

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Bernie Carbo was nearly a World Series hero. Facing elimination and a three-run deficit in the 8th inning of Game 6 of the 1975 World Series, the Red Sox outfielder slugged a pinch-hit home run to even the score at Fenway Park. Carlton Fisk went on to seal the victory in the 12th inning, but Boston would fall to the Cincinnati Reds in Game 7.

What makes Carbo's feat even more impressive is his recent admission that he was on all sorts of drugs when he hit the three-run shot. "I probably smoked two joints, drank about three or four beers, got to the ballpark, took some [amp

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Bookmarked that one!


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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.." The eight contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , Over to Houston and down to Brownsville ....

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with different bumper stickers that read:

1. I'm a Democrat
2. I'm Gay
3. I love the Dixie Chicks
4. Boycott Beef
5. I Voted for Obama
6. George Strait Sucks
7. Hillary in 2012
And
8. I'm here to confiscate your guns

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


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