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Ole, mother%%%%%%.

Steve Bridges imitated George Bush on the Jay Leno Show during the entire eight years he was president. He was made up to look and act almost exactly like Bush. He has now started imitating Obama and "nails" it.

http://www.stevebridges.com/obamavideos-promo-jan2010-lg.html

He is good!!

Marty, I didn't click on the link. If it is as you described why in the world would you post it in "Smiles for the day"? Do you find this kind of thing amusing?
I'm really hoping that you are only trying to be funny and it's not really a bullfighter getting gored. Very strange.

WHOA!! (note to self... don't take up bullfighting... I don't care WHAT it pays!)

>The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and
>his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when
>you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew
>he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
>
>As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped
>it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
>
>He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage
>door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
>She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat
>tires..

An elderly gentleman..

>Had serious hearing problems for a
>number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
>for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
>The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
>'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear
>again.'
>The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't
>told my family yet.
>I just sit around and listen to the
>conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Two elderly gentlemen
from a retirement centre were sitting
>on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years
>old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do
>you feel?'
>Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
>'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
>'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I
>just wet my pants.'

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
>house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
>The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new
>restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
>The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
>The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that
>flower you give to someone you love?
>You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
>'Do you mean a rose?'
>'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and
>yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients
>being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly
>gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who
>insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
>After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the
>elevator.
>On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
>'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still
>upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'