This thread is hilarious, getting a good giggle here.

While in Placencia last November, there was a sign in a restaurant: "Please Lef Yo Ugly Raas Dog Home".
I am not a dog person, but a huge cat lover. Still, they don't bother me as much as what my brother and I saw in Negril, Jamaica a few years back: An elderly gentlemen letting it all hang out on a windy day at a beach bar, with gray pubes a blowin' in the wind. No way did we stay!