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#55603 08/02/02 07:31 PM
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It's not panties in a wad or a bunch, it's "knickers in a twist". [Linked Image]


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

#55604 08/02/02 07:35 PM
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nuts in a knot

#55605 08/02/02 07:55 PM
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Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way
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One afternoon at the bank, in a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Well," said the guy. "You see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I just had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art."

"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
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In a recent FDA study, the United States government doctors who were conducting studies on test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers.
While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller.

The US government researchers are at a loss to explain.
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#55606 08/02/02 08:00 PM
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where there termites on the ark?

#55607 08/02/02 09:29 PM
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nuts in a wringer . . .


A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

#55608 08/03/02 10:00 AM
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klcman..scroll up.....Sun says..Occupation:Lawyer. Still wondering what "side of the fence" he works on??? Susanng...hat's off to you for working for a meaningful cause!!! C

#55609 08/03/02 10:14 AM
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Cheri,
I think those first few lines was the info SUN was quoting from Susan's profile.

When you click on "who" it gives you info if the person has chosen to fill it in.

In otherwords, SUN was trying to sum up Susan as if it made any difference to the postings.

I'm going to step right out on that limb and say Susan strikes me as a highly intelligent woman. She could probably stand to laugh a little more, but some people are just serious folks. You can't fault her for not laughing as much as some of us do.
I would imagine it's hard to see the lighter side of life given her profession and the type of law she is doing.

Just remember folks, when your ass is in a jam, most people call on God first and then their lawyer. Hmmmm.

#55610 08/03/02 10:48 AM
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Regarding the use of the word "asshole". It is very apparent here that, as a wise person once said, "Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, and everybody thinks everyone elses stinks".
We all have our own opinions formed of our own expectations and experiences. It seems there are people who really like AC, and want to share their experiences with others. There are also some who didn't like it and may want to warn others away. Hey, if you didn't like it, just don't go back. The happy people seem to outnumber the unhappy.
Personally, I will go back every chance I get, until it stops being a great experience.

Also, we need lawyers to protect us from other lawyers. What a system.


Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
#55611 08/03/02 11:09 AM
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Enigma - you are absolutley correct---Sun was quoting Susangg's info, something that he/she was too insecure/chicken hearted/cowardly to do him/herself.


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#55612 08/03/02 11:50 AM
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I appreciate all the information Susangg gives us, and has for almost 2 years. Good info FREE from an Attorney, does it get better than that? No it does not. Susan has been a great help on many subjects.
Stay with us Susan. I just know Susan laughs, often.


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