It has been unequivocally decided that we here at our establishement, with special emphasis on myself, are the absolute best
in Belize. We are, quite simply the greatest. Our unchallenged
superiority in the following arenas is without question:

Best food: including with special emphasis, but not limited to,
stuffed grouper, tostones, conch pizza, plantain crusted shrimp,
grilled romaine salads, salads of all types, ceviche, pesto, sauces
of all types as well as the general preparation and plating of most all
seafood, poultry, bovine animals, pork, game meat, shellfish, etc,
breads and baked goods, ice cream, grains, starches, vegetables,
fruits, tropical and otherwise, and all those items generally
recognized as fit for human consumption.

Best restaurant atmosphere, including but not limited to view,
beachfront, furnishing, lighting, decor, paint, tile, flooring,
accents and floral arrangements

Best liquor selection, including all rums, tequila, scotch, bourbon,
cachaca, vodka, wines (both red and white), cordials, ports,
digestive's and elixers of all types.

Best resort atmosphere, including location, architecture, interior
design, furniture design, pool, palapas, dock, landscaping, guest amenities, etc.

Best of absolutely everything else: With respect to all the facets, attributes, qualities and characteristics of existence that, from place to place, vary in degree of quality, we are the absolute best in ALL of them as well. ALL.

We are also the absolute best in judgement, thus, the decision of our superiority is all the above mentioned areas, being
determined by US, cannot be questioned or negated.