This one is for my favorite LIBERAL Jane, don't take it personally Jane I still love you especially after seeing your pictures that you posted. I think I remember another Jane who was quite liberal I think her name was Fonda or Turner.....something like that!

A young, flat-chested woman discovered the fabled magic lamp,not my Janepa for sure,
and sure enough, when she rubbed it, out popped a magic genie,
ready to grant her a single wish.

"I want two of the biggest boobs in the whole world!" she said.

The genie nodded, waved his hand, and, all of a sudden -- poof! --
there was a great cloud of smoke.

When it had cleared, the woman saw, standing beside her, Al
Gore and some guy named Lieberman.

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.