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> Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
> >>
> >> PAT BUCHANAN
> >> to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
> >>
> >> JERRY FALWELL
> >> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
> >> Can't you people see the plain truth in front of
> >> your face? The chicken was going to the "other
> >> side." That's what "they" call it the "other side.
> >> "Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you
> >> eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
> >> boycott all chickens until we sort out this
> >> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
> >> seemingly
> >> harmless phrases like "the other side". That chicken
> >> should not be
> >> free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as
> >> that.
> >>
> >> DR. SEUSS
> >> Did the chicken cross the road?
> >> Did he cross it with a toad?
> >> Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> >> but why it crossed, I've not been told!
> >>
> >> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> >> To die. In the rain.
> >>
> >> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
> >> I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> >> to
> >> cross roads without having their motives called into
> >> question.
> >>
> >> GRANDPA
> >> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> >> road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
> >> road, and that was good enough for us.
> >>
> >> ARISTOTLE
> >> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >>
> >> KARL MARX
> >> It was a historical inevitability.
> >>
> >> SADDAM HUSSAIN
> >> This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
> >> quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on
> >> it.
> >>
> >> RONALD REAGAN
> >> What chicken?
> >>
> >>
> >> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
> >> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> >>
> >> FOX MULDER
> >> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
> >> many more chickens have to cross before you believe
> >> it?
> >>
> >> FREUD
> >> The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> >> chicken crossing the road reveals your underlying
> >> sexual insecurity.
> >>
> >> BILL GATES
> >> I have just released eChicken 99, which will not
> >> only
> >> cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
> >> documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet
> >> Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
> >>
> >> EINSTEIN
> >> Did the chicken really cross the road or
> >> did the road move beneath the chicken?
> >>
> >> BILL CLINTON
> >> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
> >> you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken
> >> please?
> >>
> >> GEORGE W. BUSH
> >> I don't think I should have to answer that question.
> >>
> >> LOUIS FARRAKHAN
> >> The road, you will see, represents the black man.
> >> The
> >> chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample
> >> him and keep him down.
> >>
> >> THE BIBLE
> >> And God came down from the heavens, and He said
> >> unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And
> >> the
> >> chicken crossed the road,and there was much
> >> rejoicing.
> >>
> >> COLONEL SANDERS
> >> I missed one?

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