Dear Ms. Coochie:
I think we have a case here. Actually, I am positive. If we play our cards correctly you could retire a wealthy woman. The constant use of the phrase "hoocie coochie" is very distasteful, even tho I do not know what a hoocie coohie does. But that doesn't matter... so look here Mamacita... give me a ringy ding and we'll discuss our attack. Ciao baby! eek