Hizhonor says "Dear Ms. Coochie:
I think we have a case here. Actually, I am positive. If we play our cards correctly you could retire a wealthy woman. The constant use of the phrase "hoocie coochie" is very distasteful, even tho I do not know what a hoocie coohie does. But that doesn't matter... so look here Mamacita... give me a ringy ding and we'll discuss our attack. Ciao baby!"

Me, LMAO. I wonder how successful the result would be, inasmuch as, the party encouraging the suit on the part of the plaintiff (aka Miss Couchie), refers to his client as Mamacita and baby?

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?