Bill Clinton and the Hooker


Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on
the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between
Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
former Secretary of State. As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol