A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife, on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!

You don't know any Japanese!

You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you. You're in need of serious help!

"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO