OK Time to laugh again!

Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........(Guys don't kill me!)



This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph

With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds...

To continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an Important call.

Damn women drivers!





"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO