Speaking of airport security (I wouldn't hire most airport "security" employees to babysit my DOG, much less guard my planes), I wear a couple gold bangle bracelets (Hawaiian heirloom jewelry, if you're familiar with it) that just slip over my hand and don't have a clasp. Well, when you never take them off then gain wait, they are on for good, unless I get my hand wet with warm soapy water. When they triggered security at the airport last summer, I had to use my tongue to LICK MY HAND until it was wet enough to slide off the bracelets....while a hundred people in line behind me WATCHED me lick my hand! They wouldn't let me leave to find a bathroom for the soapy water. It was disgusting and embarassing. But better safe than sorry, right? I might have hijacked the plane with those damn dangerous bangle bracelets.