Late breaking story from ESPN Sports center..........2/17/2015

Pete Carroll, head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very
near to signing on as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City.
The Pope looks to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church
because he is the first man in history that made 100 million people jump up
and yell "Jesus Christ!" at the same time.

More information will be reported as this story is followed.


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