A humorous yet working solution might be.....Free Beer with the purchase of any beautifully designed coaster.....
In a Texas dry county, you can only sell beer if you're a private club with memberships. So you go into a bar, pay $1 for a membership.....and voila! Or you buy a $10 membership and get a $10 credit at the bar. Same thing. You just gotta beat them at their own game....which is not very difficult at all when you consider your adversaries. Just takes a little creativity and "uniqueness".
Pretty sure you can manage to get around all this red tape if your pockets are deep enough and you are willing to push them to their mental breaking points.