So I just got back from town... walked by this wonderful new project.

For those of you needlessly worried that this thing is being put in the middle of the street, fear not... it's... wait... uh, no, actually your fears are well founded, it is in the MIDDLE of the F'in street.

Note to Town Board: traffic circles and roundabouts are usually things planned in ADVANCE of building a street, not after the fact.

What on earth are you thinking??? From the sketch above, it reads the plan is to put a 7 foot by 7 foot obstacle in the middle of what, a 20' wide street? 25' wide perhaps?

I can see this being a prime target, if completed, for some pretty amusing pranks...