Why aren't there even any long butts around here laying in a dirty ashtray somewhere?

As for lighting the patch . . hmm, I hadn't even thought of that. Are you sure it wouldn't work?

Maybe it's time to put on a new patch, maybe two.

Glad you got bail. Hope you can get it here before I start to enjoy the cuffs too much. That would be a bit awkward for all concerned, I'm sure.

A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?