A guy goes on a mini holiday and comes back to check in (I don't know why) and finds a Probationary Anti Outing in the works. This P-Anti Outing (which I think could have merit) none the less could not be found in my extensive study of the rules, regulations, requirements and prerequisites for probationary membership.
Regarding the open status positions I must respectfully decline: PPPB? Sounds like something I should see my doctor about. LLPB? People will think I sell Gore-Tex outerwear from that place in Maine. SFPB? Well, that could just be miss-interpreted.
I believe I have found an appropriate position deeply buried in the above mentioned r's, r's, r's & p's.
FBFMKPB! (free beer free mug keeper pb) Pretty sexy huh? If this position is still open please consider a very worthy candidate (ME).
Thank You in advance,

PB on Probation

PS: Let me know when that blank check is deposited and the amount it was written for.

I've already told you more than I know.