I think those available positions accurately represent a realistic institutional pecking order, for decision making purposes. For instance, while I may not be a peon, I certainly qualify as a lackey to some degree in my professional life, or maybe a "servile follower" as an ehanced pedigree.

Damn, a new page and the 1600th post to boot.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.