you guys are really funny!

sorry "newbies" pb & law, etc., you wouldn't have known: chloe, NYG forgot to remind me!! i nearly forgot too! it has been a running thing for years now that everyone was invited to my house for thanksgiving, but all had to bring something (FOOD OR DRINK, GET YOUR MINDS OUTTA THE GUTTER, RATS!). however, my ex now lives in that big house with my ex dog and my ex cat.

yes, sadly (for you, not me, i will be eating caribbean lobster), i will not be here. BUT, if you all wanna squeeze into my townhouse & have a feast while i am away, i will leave a can of cranberry sauce on the counter. don't forget to feed the cats, and last one out turn off the lights.