Dear Treas, Official Seal--> eek

Vinny and Wally can be quite convincing (not sure where they got Wally). But on the bright side, I got a free bushel of produce! And they promised to save me a bundle on my tax return next year. I could, perhaps, save enough to supply beer nuts for the organization. Surely, as the Treas, you can see the value in this. Not that I would offer a bribe to anyone. I am sure you are above reproach.

Sincerely,

PB on Perpetual Probation

I've already told you more than I know.