Bill, you said ANY member in good standing will be welcomed.
1. How will we know if we're a member?
2. How will we know if we're standing?
(besides being able to see the TOP of the bar instead of the underside of the stool/and or bar that's usually covered with undefinable objects of sticky nature)
3. And to which woodshed/bar will you be presiding at?
I'm sure we'll be able to spot you unless there is a pink boa/ tira night at the local hot spot.
I'm sure your septir will be a crystal encrusted belikin bottle?!?!

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