We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing their ass off (_ :-) _).
Added by ScubaLdy - Now, if someone could just figure out ones for
Has his head up his ass
Get your head out of your ass
Bad Ass
Half Assed
Can you think of anymore?