Did you hear about the guy that went to the doctor for his terrible headaches??

Dr. said you have a rare ailment your testacles are pushing on your spine and causing the headaches. The only thing we can do is remove your testacles.
He said "Well OK" if that's what you have to do.

After the surgery he was walking down the steet not feeling quite complete when he saw a tailor shop and thought, I'll get a new suit.

While ordering his new suit the tailor said "31 Inseam" he replied, How did you know that? Hey 31 years in the business. How about a new shirt? 16 1/2 Neck size correct? How did you know? "31 years in the business" he replied

How about some new underwear? Size 36 right?
AHAA!! Gotcha! "I wear 34 underwear"

NO! If you wore 34 underwear it would push up on your spine and give you a terrible headache.