She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.

I asked her how come I had to give stuff up and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.