A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, he picked up
a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard
nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and
continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined
his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room,
his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did
you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the
parrot confessed,then squawked, "I'm just trying to
warn you. " The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in
the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people
would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that
would name a Rottweiler Jesus."