There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity
Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not
been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's
capitol.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill
the stable...

I'm happier than a pig in s__t...a foot on the sand...and a Belikin in my hand!