A Marine died and was at the Pearly Gate, St Peter looked his name up in the Book. St Peter said " You have led a pretty rough life, son and Im going to send you to Hell". The Marine ask "is it really bad there?" St Peter replied " Do you like to smoke? Sure, Im a Marine, well each Monday you can smoke all you wish. Do you like beer? Sure Im a Marine. On Tuesdays you can drink all the beer you wish. Do you like women? Sure, Im a Marine. Well on Wednesdays you can have all the pretty women you wish. Do you like to fight? Sure, Im a Marine. Thursdays you can fight all you wish. Are you gay? Of course NOT, Im a Marine. Well, you aint gonna like Fridays !