Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals.

2. Spiked hair and bald spots.

3. A pierced tongue and dentures.

4. Miniskirts and support hose.

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

6. Speedo's and cellulite.

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

10. Bikinis and liver spots,

11. Short shorts and varicose veins.

12. Inline skates and a walker.

13. Thongs and Depends.

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks" --

14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.