Subject: Why we broke up

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore.
And, I'd have to quit drinking it.
Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And, I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't?
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood!