(Modified to fit this audience)

A Pirate Over 40 walks into a bar in
San Pedro, orders three Belikins and sits at the bar, drinking out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he orders three more. The bartender (probably Ernie) approaches and tells Pirate, "You know, a Belikin gets warm after I serve it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Pirate Over 40 replies, "Aaargh!!! Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in San Pedro. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Pirate becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three Belikins and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders only two Belikins, and sits outside on the beach. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." Pirate looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that my wife and I joined our neighbor's church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though......