Dear Tide;
I am writing to tell you what an excellent product you have! I have used it all through my married life, since my Mom always told me, it was the best. Now that I am in my 50's, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Liquid Tide with Bleach Alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, ALL of the stains came out!! In fact, the stains came out so well, the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative, and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect, in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you once again, for having such a GREAT product! Well, gotta run. I must write a letter to the Hefty Bag people!
Sincerely, Betsy