Lickle' local humor?

1)

Young bwoy asks the tourist;

"How you like da tamales?"

Tourist replies;

"Delicious, but the cabage was a little bitter."


2)

Same young Belizean grows up hearing the US is so wonderful you can pick money up, right off the streets.

He finally makes it to the US and upon arrival, to someones dismay, sees a C-note blowing around in the wind outside of the airport.

Speaking to himself he says;

"I'm too tired from traveling and will start collecting tomorrow."


3)

BELIZEAN PROVERB:

Don't tell the crocodile he has a big mouth until you have crossed the river.

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