Not a joke, but a humorous story. Last month my wife and I took our grandson down to Florida for a week (we were between the storms). My son-in-law had rented us a house, but at the last moment was unable to accompany us because of a medical emergency. The house was rented from the owner, an English couple, and came with instructions on how to get to the house, obviously written for other UK folk, complete with references such as "take a left across the double motor carriageway". Amusing to us Americans. The most amusing reference was in the book of instructions for the house. There was a reference to the plumbing that caught my eye. "American toilets are different than European toilets. Please do not put food scraps or garbage down the toilet". Do they do that?

Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt